Act 24 - Date:  16 September 1992

Section 2:  The Reunion of the Mushroom World and VideoLand

Part 5:  The Reunification of VideoLand

Chapter 2:  The Lure of the Triforce

 

Characters:  Mario-Team, N‑Team Base, Mason-Team, Brain-Team Base

 


September 16.

Royal Kitchen, Throne Room, Palace of Power, VideoLand.

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he next morning, at the Palace of Power, Zelda and Link warped onto the balcony just off the royal kitchen.  Captain N was sitting in a chair at a table on the balcony.  “Well, good morning, Zelda and Link.”

“Good morning, Kevin,” Link said.  “We came for a visit.”

“What about the Triforces?”

“We left the sentries to guard it,” Zelda said.

Lana came out onto the balcony.  “Good morning, Zelda and Link.”

“Hello, Lana.  We came for a little visit.”

“I’m glad to see you.  What about the alarm on the Triforces, though?  You said it’s been going haywire.”

“We turned off the alarm and left the sentries to guard the Triforces,” Link said.

Metroid?” Kevin asked.

“If it were up above Hyrule,” Link said, “it would have been detected.  They’ve never gotten their cloaking device, or whatever they call it, working right.”

* * *

Hyrule Castle, Kingdom of Hyrule.

That evening, at Hyrule Castle, the sentries were falling asleep.  Inside the throne room, a pumpkin fell out of the warp from Metroid onto the heads of the sentries inside and knocked them out.  Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo warped into the room.  “Hey,” said King Hippo.  “Get over here and help me bag these gizmos for Prince Ludwig and MotherBrain.”  King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard pulled the Triforce of Power and the Triforce of Courage, respectively.

Outside the castle, ‘Admiral’ Ludwig von(Bowser)­Koopa and ‘General’ MotherBrain came along in their huge tanks.  The guards outside woke up, and their eyes widened with horror at the two villains.

“Knock, knock,” Ludwig said.

“Who’s there?” asked MotherBrain.

They blasted open the door with their cannons and scared away the guards.  Admiral Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa and General MotherBrain, that’s who!”  They laughed almost convulsively.

Inside, Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo heard their malicious laugh.  “It’s Prince Ludwig and MamaBrain,” Eggplant Wizard cried.  “Let’s get out of here.”  The bonds that connected the Triforces broke, and the three Triforces fell onto the floor, dumping Eggplant and Hippo to the floor as well.

* * *

Palace of Power.

Meanwhile, at the Palace of Power, the team was having dinner.  “You should have seen Simon,” Kevin laughed.  “He tripped farther in an instant than a photon of light can travel in a minute.”  Link laughed.

“Very funny, Kevin,” said Simon, taking himself far too seriously.  “You’re exaggerating.”

MegaMan laughed.  “Other than one or two centimeters, he’s mega-right on the button.”

“Right,” Kid Icarus said.  “Not too much exaggeration‑icus on his part.”

Zelda suddenly buckled from a powerful strain.  Aaah!”

“Zelda, what’s wrong?” Spike asked.

“Something has happened to the Triforces,” said Link.

“How does Princess Zelda know what happens to the Triforces?” Ludwig von(Spike)­Koopa asked.

“There’s a bond between them.  If all three Triforces are destroyed, the impact could kill her,” Link said.  This concerned everyone.

* * *

Castle of Hyrule, Kingdom of Hyrule.

Back at Hyrule Castle, MotherBrain and Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa blasted their way into the Triforces’ chamber.  Ludwig frowned when he saw Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo cowering behind the throne.  “Well, well.  What are you two doing here?”

“We’re stealing the Triforces for you, Prince Ludwig,” said Eggplant Wizard.

“Truly?  You two deserve a raise for this.”

“With these gizmos, you’ll have the power to control all the galaxy.”

MotherBrain moved her tentacle over to the vegetable.  “I know that,” she said.  “Give them to us, garbage-face.”

“You can have whatever you want,” King Hippo said.

“What we want are the Triforces, pebble-brains.”

“You can fix the cloaking device and have infinite invisibility,” said Eggplant Wizard.

“Give them to her, you infinite idiots,” Ludwig said.

“You can have infinite power,” King Hippo said.

Then, looking into each other’s eyes, Eggplant and Hippo had a revelation.  We can have infinite power!” they cried.

Give them to me!” MotherBrain wailed.

Eggplant Wizard held the Courage Triforce away from MotherBrain’s tentacle.  “Why should we?”

King Hippo held the Power Triforce away from her.  “Yes.  With these, we won’t have to take your abuse anymore.”

“King Hippo is correct!  With the Courage Triforce, I can abuse you two.”

Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa picked up the Wisdom Triforce behind them.  “With the Wisdom Triforce, I can outsmart the two of you,” he said.  Eggplant and Hippo whirled to him.  While they were distracted, MotherBrain snatched the Power and Courage Triforces.

“Hey,” King Hippo cried.  “Give those back!”

Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa pointed his deactivated laser saber at King Hippo.  The boxer suddenly froze.  “She never will, King Hippo.  You did a great job procuring these.  I do not like mutineers, though.  If you want us to go easy on you, you will not try to be mutinous again.”

Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo looked at each other for a moment.  “You have it, Prince Ludwig,” Eggplant said.

“I second that,” King Hippo said.

Ludwig put his laser saber away.  “Bright lad.  Let’s go and wake up Ganon.”  They took their leave in Eggplant Wizard’s squash rocket.

* * *

Later, the N‑Team arrived at Hyrule Castle.  “Wow,” Kevin said.  “It looks like an earthquake hit this place.”

“Uh, oh, guys,” Larry (Spike)Koopa said.  “The Triforces are gone.”

Spike rushed to the throne and picked up a hair.  “Oh, no.  And I know who took them:  my nephew Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa.  Look.  Here’s one of the hair follicles.”

“Why, the contemptible corpuscle,” Mario said.  “This is low, even for him.”

“So now what do we do?” asked Lana.

“There is only one thing to do,” Kevin said.  “Break into Metroid and get the Triforces back.”

* * *

Little did they know that the robbers, MotherBrain, Ludwig, Eggplant Wizard, and King Hippo, had not left for Metroid.  Still traveling in the squash rocket, Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa called King Bowser Koopa, who was still on Metroid.  “And we need you to stop the N‑Team in the manner that I have just described,” Ludwig said.

“Will do, my smart, despicable prince,” Bowser said.

“And be sure that Wily and Mouser keep working on the cloaking device.  It’s barely functioning as it is.”

“Right.  Over and out.”

* * *

Control Room, Metroid.

When Bowser had hung up, his number two son, Larry (Bowser)Koopa, approached him.  “O bad dad of despicableness?”

“What is it, my sneaky boy?” Bowser asked.

“Those goody-good plumb-scum and their N‑Twerpy friends have just warped into fabulous downtown Brinstar.”

“Perfect.  Morton, commence the game sequence entitled, ‘Get Rid of the N‑Team.’ ”  He laughed.  “Winner receives fifteen million VideoLand pounds.”

“Sure thing, King Dad,” Morton (Bowser)­Koopa said.  Without launching into a diatribe, he pressed a button on the control panel.

* * *

Brinstar, Metroid.

Samus Aran led the N‑Team through the rocky area of Metroid known as Brinstar.  She noticed movement not far away.  “Uh, oh.  Look!”

“It’s a mega-pack of Rios,” MegaMan said.

“My saber will stop them,” Ludwig von(Spike)­Koopa said.  With several swift and accurate slashes of his steel saber, he destroyed the Rios.  Everyone was impressed by his skills.

“Nice swordsmanship,” Samus said.  “Let’s keep going.”

* * *

Ridley’s Lair, Norfair, deep in Metroid.

A while later, the N‑Team reached the lair of Ridley—or, as usual, a facsimile of Ridley.  “I can hardly believe that we made it here with only a little loss in energy,” Samus said.

“That’s what comes of having a good team working with you,” Kevin said.  “Now, then, let’s get in there and smoke Ridley.”

“Good idea.  Mario, have you any Starmen?”

Mario searched his pocket.  “As a matter of fact, I do.  Two Starmen coming up.”  He handed a Starman to Samus and one to Captain N.  As soon as the two entered Ridley’s chamber, their invincibility commenced.

“Let’s smoke this guy, and fast,” Kevin said.  “The invincibility does not last long.”  They went down in the lava to avoid Ridley’s fiery blasts, which would block their shots.  Thanks to the Starmen, the shallow lava did not hurt them.  With nothing to block their shots, Captain N and Samus made short work of the fire-breathing menace.

“Excellent work, Kevin,” Samus said.  “We gave him the boot.”

* * *

Control Room, Tourian, Metroid.

In MotherBrain’s chamber, King Bowser and his Koopalings were feeling extreme brain pains while watching on the monitor.  Bowser screamed.  Thadoesit!  Mouser.  Try‑Clyde.  Koopa-Troopa.  Get in here now!”

Mouser, Try‑Clyde, and a black-shelled Koopa-Troopa quickly entered.  “Oh, I didn’t know that you were such great dancers,” the Koopa-Troopa said.  He started dancing, unaware that the Bowser Koopas’ gyrations were a response to extreme pain.

Larry (Bowser)Koopa fired a sharp blast at the Koopa-Troopa and missed.  Shut up, fool.”

The Koopa-Troopa stopped moving.  “Oh.  Right.”

When the brain-pains vanished, Bowser sighed with relief.  “The N‑Team destroyed the Ridley clone.  Who among you can sword fight?”

“I can,” Mouser said.

“I can, too,” the Koopa-Troopa said.

“Good,” Bowser said.  “Take two of Ludwig’s laser sabers.  Fix those N‑Twerps good.”  Mouser and the Koopa-Troopa each took one saber.

Mouser held the open part of the handle out away from everyone.  “Let’s see.  Press the button—”  He pressed the button, and the laser blade came out.  “—makes the laser blade come out.  Press it again—”  He pressed the button once more.  The laser blade disappeared.  “—and the blade retracts.  We are ready, King Bowser the Terrible.”

“Good.  Now, get into position, and wait for my command to go chop the N‑Team to pieces.”  Bowser laughed.

* * *

Kraid’s Lair, Brinstar, Metroid.

Before long, the team wended its way through an underground jungle area.  “According to this map, we’re nearing Kraid,” Samus said.

“Good,” said Kid Icarus.  “I was ready for a little target practice with my new super arrows.”  He drew his bow.

“All right.  Kid Icarus and I are going in.  Are there any other volunteers?”

“None, I think,” Kevin said.  “Two should suffice.”

“Wait,” Mario said.  “I have two more Starmen.”  He gave the Starmen to Samus and Kid Icarus.

“Thanks a lot,” Kid Icarus said.  He and Samus went in.  When they saw Kraid, the Starmen took effect on them.  They quickly blasted the ugly creature to oblivion, thanks to Kid Icarus’s new super arrow.

* * *

Control Room, Metroid.

Bowser nearly collapsed to the floor from the brain pains.  “Not again!  Yeouch!  Those N‑Team fools are dead.”  He snatched a microphone.  “Evil Koopa pack, attack.”

* * *

As the N‑Team was preparing to enter Tourian, where the control room could be found, Mouser and the black-shelled Koopa-Troopa barred their way.  “Where do you think you are going, N‑Team pests?” Mouser asked.

“We’re going to MotherBrain and getting back the Triforces,” Kevin said.

“Well, you’re out of luck,” said the Koopa-Troopa.  “She isn’t taking visitors.”  Mouser and the Koopa-Troopa drew their laser sabers and activated them.

“Be careful with those,” Kevin said.  “You might lose a prehensile tail.”

Us?  Ha!  I learned from the best in VideoLand, the one who trained your Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa.  I learned under an assumed identity.”

“So did I,” said the Koopa-Troopa.

“I fear that I haven’t fought against laser sabers before with my sword,” Ludwig von(Spike)­Koopa said.

“You won’t have to,” said Kevin.  “My Zapper will toast these freaks.”  Captain N fired his Zapper and knocked the laser sabers out of Koopa-Troopa’s and Mouser’s hands.  The laser blades hit the ground first and burnt some organic elements in the floor, perhaps causing more brain attacks for Bowser and his Koopalings.  Spike and Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa rushed in and grabbed the sabers.

“Aha,” Spike said.  “Now we have your laser sabers.”

“Let’s get out of here,” cried Mouser.

“King Bowser will kill us,” Koopa-Troopa said.

“You think that’s bad?  If we stay, the N‑Team will capture us.”

“Good point.”  Mouser and the Koopa-Troopa retreated into the control room.

* * *

Bowser could not contain his anger when he heard Mouser and the Koopa-Troopa’s report.  They did what!?”

“They grabbed our laser sabers,” Mouser said meekly.

Bowser grabbed Mouser and held him over his head.  Shut up, you bag of moldy cheese-breath.”  He flung the rodent hard into the wall, causing a multitude of dud bombs to pop out of him.  Larry, Roy, Morton, Wendy, Lemmy, and Iggy, get back in here now.

Larry (Bowser)Koopa led his siblings into the control room.  “What is it, Dad?” he asked.

“Larry, we’re leading an attack against those N‑Twerps.  If I fall, you take charge.  Dr. Wily and ProtoMan, drop your work on the cloaking device and come here.”

In a moment, Wily and ProtoMan were in Bowser’s presence.  “What is it, King Bowser?” Wily asked.

“Do you know how to operate my son’s computer?”

“Yes.”

“Do you know a command that will make me and my six youngest Koopalings as good sword fighters as Ludwig?”

Wily wheezed.  “Yes, but are you sure, Your Majesty?  Ludwig told me he’s never had the chance to test that function yet.  The side-effects—”

“We’re testing it right now,” Bowser growled.

“Very well, King Bowser.”  Dr. Wily did as told.  After King Bowser and the six Koopalings had been charged with the powers, they got seven of Ludwig’s laser sabres off the wall.

Koopa pack, attack!”  Bowser and the Koopalings charged out.

* * *

Back in the corridors of Tourian, Metroids attacked the N‑Team.  “Uh, oh,” MegaMan said.  Metroids!”

MegaMan and I shall freeze these menaces,” said Samus.  “You guys make a run for it.”  Samus used her Ice Beam and MegaMan his IceSlasher to freeze the Metroids.

* * *

Soon, the N‑Team arrived at the door to the control room.  Bowser and his children were blocking the way.  “Great,” Kevin said.  “Look.  It’s King Bowser and his six younger Koopalings.”

“Right first time, Captain N,” said Bowser.  He drew and activated his laser saber.  “Now, do you want to leave in peace, or do you want to leave in pieces?”

“I’m not going to let this crazy uncle talk to us like that,” Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa said.

ProtoMan ran out of the control room.  “King Bowser, Wily just received a transmission from Eggplant Wizard.”

“Whisper it in my ear,” Bowser said.

ProtoMan whispered in Bowser’s ear, “Actually, it was Ludwig who called.  He said he’s reached the temple where Ganon is resting.  And, of course, he said to work on the cloaking device.”

Bowser laughed aloud.  “Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa, en garde!”  Without saluting, Bowser lunged for Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa.

Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa stepped aside to avoid Bowser’s lunge.  “You uncivilized brute,” he chastised with disdain.  “You salute with your sword like this before beginning a sword fight.”  Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa made the traditional salute with his sword.  Then, he and Bowser started sword fighting.  Even though Bowser had told Dr. Wily to input a command that made him a better sword fighter than Ludwig, Ludwig scored a point by stopping his saber within a millimeter of Bowser’s chest.

“What?” Bowser cried.  ProtoMan, I thought that I told Wily to enter a command on my son’s computer to make me a better sword fighter than Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa.”

“He did,” ProtoMan cried.  “I can’t understand what went wrong.”

“What about the old saying, ‘Practice make perfect’?” Kevin said.  He ran over and grabbed Bowser’s saber.  “Sword-fighting is an art I have not even begun yet.”

“Be careful with that, Kevin,” Spike said.

“No sweat, King Spike.”  Kevin pressed the button that made the laser blade retract.

“Aw, come on, Captain N,” Larry (Bowser)­Koopa taunted.  “I dare you to sword fight with me.”

“Sorry, Larry, but I do not take dares or double dares.  However, it will please me to Zapper you.”  He drew his Zapper and fired it, knocking the saber handles out of all the Koopalings’ hands.  Yoshi grabbed the saber handles with his long tongue.

Mario took all six saber handles from Yoshi.  “Nice going, Yoshi.”

“Relinquish those sabres,” Bowser snapped.

Spike pointed his steel saber at Bowser’s neck.  “Who is going to make us, dear brother?  You seem a little hot.  How about I give you some ventilation?”  Spike carved ‘KSK’ in Bowser’s king suit.

“Why, you!  I just had it fixed!”

“Bowser, you look like you could use a fencing lesson,” said Link.  The Hyrulian hero fired a blast from his sword that tied up Bowser, his six Koopalings, Dr. Wily, ProtoMan, Mouser, Koopa-Troopa, and Try‑Clyde in magical ropes.

The N‑Team ran into the control room.  “Where are Ludwig, MotherBrain, Eggplant Wizard, and King Hippo?” Kevin asked.

“They are not here, Captain Numskull,” Bowser said.  “They’re going to awaken Ganon in the Grand Palace.  Nothing you can do will stop them, because they have the Triforces.”

“Uh, oh.  We have to get over there right now.  Tragg and Andy, cover the Koopas.”

“If you move, Bowser Koopa, you’ll be placed under arrest,” Tragg said.

“Lieutenant Tragg and Lieutenant Anderson, stay here with these royal pains in the neck while the rest of us stop my nephew’s plot,” Spike said.  “There are the cloaking controls over there.  Destroy them while you’re here.”

“You have it, King Spike,” said Andy.  “No way shall we let these do-badders out of our sight.”

“Wait a minute,” Kevin said.  “Good Ludwig, can you operate the evil Ludwig’s super computer?”

“I can give it a shot,” said Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa.  “Just give me a minute.”  He went over to the computer and fiddled with it a little.  “Yes, I can operate it.  Now, what would you like, Kevin?”

“I want to be able to handle the sword as well as you and your father.”

“Now, Kevin—” Lana began.

“I have to keep my options open, Princess.  I can’t stick to just one weapon all the time.  I’ll practice.”  Lana nodded.

Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa entered the desired commands on his cousin’s computer.  “Ready when you are, Kevin.”

“Let ’er rip.”  Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa pressed the ENTER key, and the computer entered all the sword fighting skills of Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa and King Spike into Kevin’s brain within minutes.  “That felt funny.  Let’s see if this computer is worth its weight in gold.  Open us a warp to the Grand Palace, please, Ludwig.”

“Right‑o.”  Ludwig entered a command into the computer, and a warp opened.  This warp led to the Grand Palace.

“That’s our warp,” Mario said.  “Let’s go.”  All N‑Team members, except for Lieutenant Tragg and Lieutenant Anderson, entered the warp.

* * *

Grand Palace, Eastern Continent, Planet Hyrule.

They emerged from the warp at the Grand Palace, nestled at the northern end of a long, narrow mountain valley in Hyrule..  Mario noticed a weird-looking rocket flying erratically through the air and progressively nearer to the ground.  “Hey.  What is that weird vehicle?”

Kid Icarus laughed.  “That’s Eggplant Wizard’s squash‑ious rocket‑us.  Looks like it’s out of fuel.”

The rocket crashed in front of the palace.  MotherBrain, Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa, Eggplant Wizard, and King Hippo came rolling out.  “We ran out of gas, you stupid bean-brain,” King Hippo barked.  “Why didn’t you bring a bigger squash?”

“Don’t blame me,” Eggplant said.  “You’re the boot-head who got us lost.”

“Enough!” MotherBrain snapped.

“You aren’t lost if you are looking for the Grand Palace,” Kevin said.  He gestured toward the building.

“Captain N!  What are you doing here?”

“What are you doing with one of my laser sabers, Captain N?” Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa asked.  “You don’t know how to use it.”

“On the contrary, my dear cousin, I used your computer to make him as good as my dad and I,” Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa said.

The evil Ludwig looked repulsed.  You defiled my computer with your do-gooding hands?  Is nothing sacred?”  He drew his laser saber.  I challenge you, Captain N.  He pressed the button that made the blade appear.

“Two can play at this game, Ludwig,” Kevin said.  He activated his saber.

“First, we shall make the traditional salute,” the evil Ludwig said.  He made a salute with his sword, and Kevin replied.  “Very good, Kevin.  En garde!”  They began fighting.  MotherBrain, grab the Wisdom Triforce from me before I drop it, and awaken Ganon.”  MotherBrain grabbed the Wisdom Triforce and entered the palace.

“Quick,” Kevin said.  “All of you go after her.  I’ll hold Ludwig off.”  The rest of the N‑Team went in after MotherBrain.

MotherBrain is outnumbered,” Eggplant Wizard observed.

“Ah, we’d better get in there and help,” said King Hippo.  He and Eggplant Wizard went in after the N‑Team.

“Okay, Ludwig,” Kevin said.  “Now it is just the two of us, mono e mono.”

“Right, Captain N.  And soon, one mono shall fall.”

As the laser blades snapped and sizzled outside, MotherBrain made it to the altar on which Ganon was resting.  Ganon, I got here as quickly as I could.”

Agahnim ran in, his robes billowing behind him as he rushed to the altar.  MotherBrain, have you the Triforces?” Agahnim asked.

“Yes, Agahnim.”

“Then I shall be able to begin casting the spell that will awaken Ganon.”

Link came through the doorway.  “Not quite, Agahnim.”  He fired a beam from his sword that knocked the three Triforces out of MotherBrain’s tentacles and onto the floor.

MotherBrain cried out.  “Stop him!”

“So, you wish to be destroyed, eh, Link?” Agahnim asked.  “Well, I can make your wish come true.”  Agahnim fired a powerful spell at Link.  Link dodged this.

“Try reflecting his magic back at him, Link,” Zelda said.

“A good idea, Zelda, that I was about to try,” Link said.  Agahnim fired another powerful spell at him.  This time, Link struck it with the Master Sword and reflected the magic back at Agahnim, whom it hit.  Agahnim cried out, fell to the floor, and passed out.

Agahnim,” cried MotherBrain.

“Give . . . me . . . the . . . Triforces,” Ganon grunted.

Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa raced into the room.  He was firing blasts from his fingers at Kevin, who dodged them each time.  “I am here Ganon.”  He took all three Triforces before the N‑Team could grab them, and he handed them to Ganon.

“No!” Zelda cried.

Ganon awakened and immediately grew big and burly with piggish laughter.  “Thank you, evil Ludwig.”

“Oh, no,” said Kevin.

“Link, how nice to see you again,” said Ganon.  “And you have brought your friends for my coming-out party.  Ludwig, let’s toast these do‑gooding bozos.”

“Nothing would please me more, Ganon,” Ludwig said with malevolent laughter.  Ganon and Ludwig fired numerous evil spells at the N‑Team.  It was all the team could do to evade the blasts.

A magical flame singed Link’s sleeve.  Yaaah!”  He managed to douse the flame.  Ganon’s power is multiplied greatly with Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa’s help.”

“Nothing can withstand the power of the Triforce,” MotherBrain said.  VideoLand is the Brain-Team’s!”  The hall echoed with her laughter.

“Yes, MotherBrain,” Ganon said.  “Link, not even the puny Master Sword can defeat Ludwig and me.”  The last time MotherBrain had helped him, he betrayed her.  However, he lost against the N‑Team, so MotherBrain punished him severely and unpleasantly.  Thus, he would obey her this time.

“That is what you think,” said Link.  “Fire your best shot, Ganon.”

“He who dares to defy Ganon shall pay the ultimate price.”  He fired a shot at Link.  However, Link reflected it back to Ganon with the Master Sword, and it engulfed the evil hog.  “No!  I am defeated!”  He shrank back to a small size and fell asleep on the altar.

Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa was infuriated.  “So, Link.  You think that you can defeat me with that relic?  Not even the mighty Master Sword can defeat all three Triforces.”  He laughed as he held the Triforces high.  They began to glow with his malevolent intent.

Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa drew and activated his laser saber.  “Maybe not, but I have an idea.”  He tossed it so that the laser blade hit Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa’s leg.

Yeeowch!”  In sheer pain, Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa dropped the Triforces.

Before MotherBrain could react, the three royal women rushed in.  Zelda grabbed the Wisdom Triforce, Peach grabbed the Power Triforce, and Lana grabbed the Courage Triforce.  Energy links rejoined the Triforces.

Ludwig frowned as he saw this.  “I think it’s time to cut and run.  Everyone, with me!”  He led a charge to the door, but the three princesses blocked his way.  The power of the Triforce centralized around Zelda, who stood in the center with the Wisdom Triforce.

Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo clung to one another in terror.  “Please don’t hurt me,” Eggplant whined.

“I want you evil-doers out of the Empire of Hyrule,” Zelda proclaimed.  “Now!”  Ludwig von(Bowser)Koopa, MotherBrain, Eggplant Wizard, and King Hippo were warped to Metroid.  Ganon and Agahnim, presently unconscious, were laid upon the table.

* * *

Triforce Chamber, Castle of Hyrule, Kingdom of Hyrule.

After the Triforces had been restored to their position, Zelda reactivated the alarm.  “We’ll never turn this off again.  Looks like I need to get Dr. Wright to install a security camera in here.”

Lieutenant Anderson and Lieutenant Tragg entered.  “I hope that we’re not too late,” Tragg said.  “We just barely got out before Ludwig and MotherBrain got back.”

“You’re just in time, Tragg and Andy,” Perry said.

“Thank you all for helping me get back the Triforces from those renegade evil-doers,” Zelda said.

“Don’t mention it, Zelda,” Spike said.

“Even though Bowser was most displeased, Tragg and I destroyed the cloaking device controls,” Anderson said.

“Good,” said Kevin.

“I wonder how Ludwig will react to that,” Peach said.

* * *

Control Room, Metroid.

Back on Metroid, Ludwig was so angry that the air around him vibrated with menace.  He turned to Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo. “You two pea-brains.  Why did you let the N‑Team escape with the Triforces?”

“It’s not our fault, Prince Ludwig,” King Hippo said.  “It’s not our fault that we have no brains.”

“If that excuse were any less valid, I would destroy both of you.”

“What are you going to do to us?” asked Eggplant Wizard.

“I would shock you, but I don’t trust my self-control enough to prevent me from doing you permanent harm.  MotherBrain, hold me in mid-air behind these fools.”

“My pleasure, Ludwig, my dear.”  She did so.  With his feet, Ludwig kicked Eggplant Wizard and King Hippo’s rear ends several times.

“The worst part about this caper is that my bloody cloaking device still does not work right!”

* * *

Courtyard, Palace of Power, VideoLand.

A few hours later, a large audience had gathered in the Palace of Power’s great courtyard.  Lana, Zelda, and Peach stood at a large table.  “This meeting is being held to formally reunify the Mushroom World and Hyrule with the rest of VideoLand,” Lana said.

“As you all know, Hyrule seceded just before Ganon had overtaken the government of the kingdom,” she continued.  “The Mushroom World seceded when my father and Princess Peach’s father, neither of whom is still living in this universe, deemed it appropriate to keep MotherBrain and King Bowser apart.  That is clearly no longer possible.

“A couple of years ago, when Link had recovered the Triforce of Courage, the reunion of VideoLand with Hyrule took place, but formal reunification did not.  Back in July, the reunion of VideoLand with the Mushroom World took place.

“At the moment, the three lands are separate.  The Mushroom Empire is the largest.  Combined, the Hyrulian Empire and the Kingdom of VideoLand are about ninety percent the size of the Mushroom Empire.  The terrible plight of the Exorian Empire, the smallest portion in size but not population, must be remembered, too.

“Today, the Kingdom of VideoLand, the Empire of Hyrule, and the Mushroom Empire shall reunite officially and, as it was over a decade ago, all three will be ruled in VideoLand’s Parliament under the name of VideoLand.  One day, hopefully, the Exorian Empire will be able to rejoin the group.”

“I, Princess Zelda, rule the Kingdom of Hyrule, the entire Planet Hyrule, that planet’s solar system, and the twelve nearest solar systems, all of which comprise the Parliamentary Empire of Hyrule,” Zelda said.  “I declare loyalty to Princess Lana, the ruler of the Kingdom of VideoLand, whose base is this palace and to which the Republic of CastleVania, the Kingdom of Mount Icarus, the Republic of MegaLand, the Kingdom of KongoLand, the Planet Excalibur, and most other video-planets owe loyalty as well.”

“As ruler of the Kingdom of VideoLand,” Princess Lana said, “I accept the loyalty of the Empire of Hyrule and endow it with the economic support and military protection that it may require.  All Hyrulian citizens are now officially VideoLand citizens.  Hyrulian Rupees may be used interchangeably with VideoLand Pounds, with 10 rupees equal to 1 pound, according to today’s exchange rate.”

“Thank you, Princess Lana.”

“In this matter, I yield my authority to Prince Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa,” Peach said.  “I was ruler only of the Kingdom of the Mushroom World, and King Spike was ruler only of the Kingdom of the Good Koopas.  Prince Ludwig is now the chief executive and head of state of both kingdoms, which now comprise the Mushroom Empire.  I now give way to him.”

Prince Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa came up, revealing the birthmark on the bottom of his foot in a now-customary fashion.  He got used to it quickly because it was the only clear physical evidence separating him from his evil cousin.  “Thank you, Queen Peach.  As ruler of the Mushroom Empire, comprised of the Kingdom of the Mushroom World and the Kingdom of the Good Koopas, the latter of which is comprised of most of the sixth of the galaxy that the Mushroom World did not control under Queen Peach, I declare loyalty to Princess Lana of the Kingdom of VideoLand.”

“I accept the loyalty of the Mushroom Empire,” Princess Lana said.  “I endow it with any economic support and military protection it may require.  All citizens of the Kingdom of the Mushroom World and of the Kingdom of the Good Koopas are now citizens of the Kingdom of VideoLand.  Mushroom Coins and VideoLand Pounds may be used interchangeably, with 20 coins equal to 1 pound, according to today’s exchange rate.”

“Thank you, Princess,” Prince Ludwig von(Spike)Koopa said.

“The reunification is complete,” Lana said.  “This meeting is adjourned.”