Act 1 -
Date: 8 August 1991
Section
1: Thunder Cats and Silver Hawks
Part
1: The Biggest Gamble of All
Characters: Silver Hawks, Mon*Star’s Mob
August 8.
Star*Ship Casino.
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ally-Hawk flew
out to the Star*Ship Casino, the place where Pokerface
ran his gambling operations beyond the Light-Year Limit. Anchored deep in outer space, this ship was
shaped somewhat like a blue whale, large at the front and very small at the
tail. At the large front were the doors
on the landing port. A large sign showed
the name of the place with bright, lighted letters. The law of Limbo, the nearest solar system,
had no effect beyond the Light-Year Limit, so one could do whatever one wanted
without fear of being apprehended by authorities. When the partly-metal partly-real Tally-Hawk
arrived, he saw that Pokerface was opening the doors
and allowing people to shuffle into the casino, so he started his internal
recorder. This would show his masters,
the law-enforcing Silver Hawks, what the evil Pokerface
was up to.
As people
were entering, Pokerface cheerfully greeted, “Come
one, come all, into the greatest casino of them all. Ha, ha, ha!
The place where you can either go out a billionaire,
or go out without your shorts.
Yes, yes, people, gamble all you like, for at my casino, you can either
play smart by betting tidbits or go for the huge jackpot by betting everything you own. Ha, ha, ha!” Pokerface was a
slender human-like android with sunglasses and a black tuxedo. His eyes were like those on slot machines,
and he often removed his sunglasses so that others could see him scroll his
eyes to various letters or symbols. His
little black moustache wiggled whenever he felt like it, and his red bow-tie
would twirl whenever he wanted it to.
His hair was a shiny black. The
man talked suavely, coolly, genially. To
everyone including the Silver Hawks, he was trouble, but not as much trouble as
was his evil boss, Mon*Star. Pokerface held a straight cane. It became skinnier as it went down to the
tip, and the handle was comprised of a black spade, a black club, a red
diamond, and a red heart in succession.
This cane was most dangerous, for it could shoot out a laser beam
interspersed with force-particles made in the shape of the four card suits.
Later, in Pokerface’s
tidy and computerized office, the gambling boss was talking with
Mumbo-Jumbo. Mumbo was a bull-like
android. There was a semi-circular light
in the middle of his forehead. Normally
it was blue. When it was, he was calm
and walked on his two hind feet, towering about a foot taller than a human of
average height. When it was red,
however, he was enraged, like a bull taunted with a red cloth, and he charged
on all four feet. Now, the light was blue. He was not bright, but he was strong and
obedient, and that made him a good strongman to Mon*Star and to Pokerface.
“Mumbo-Jumbo, this is the life,” said Pokerface. “We don’t have to worry about those blasted
Silver Hawks out here because the Light-Year Limit does not stretch this
far. Ha, ha, ha! Yes, we have it made.” Mon*Star, accompanied by Yes-Man,
unceremoniously burst into the office. “Yaah!”
Mon*Star
barked, “Not
quite, Pokerface.
You still have me to
worry about.” Mon*Star was an interstellar
crime boss, though he primarily operated in Limbo. As usual when he left his home, he had
transformed into a large metal humanoid monster, angular in shape except for
his hands, red in color all over. His
head had long, conical spikes in several places, and each elbow had a jet that
he could use to fly in outer space. His
mouth had vertical vents reminiscent of Darth Vader’s mask. His left eye was shaped like a five-pointed
star. That eye housed his Light*Star,
his most terrible weapon. The Light*Star
could paralyze a person or otherwise control that person’s movements for as
long as Mon*Star chose to keep the person in the Light*Star. That eye also absorbed the rays of the
Moon*Star and allowed Mon*Star to transform into this monster.
“My friend,”
Pokerface exclaimed genially, in an attempt to make
Mon*Star think his presence was welcome (which, in fact, it was not). “Welcome.
What brings you out here?”
“Those
blasted Silver Hawks keep muscling in on our operations,” said Mon*Star. “It’s gotten so bad that we must start
pulling all of our crimes outside the Light-Year Limit.”
Pokerface removed his sunglasses and
scrolled his eyes through hearts, diamonds, spades, and clubs. His eyes stopped on a black club and a red
diamond. “Well, Planet Master, I just
got an idea,” he said suavely. “You can
move Brim*Star and the Moon*Star out here to the Star*Ship Casino, where you
cannot be legally arrested by those dive-bombing idiots.”
“Yes,”
exclaimed Mon*Star, delighted. “Excellent idea, Pokerface. I’m glad you thought of it. Hee, hee, hee!”
Mon*Star’s
servant Yes-Man slithered to his master’s side.
He was a member of a humanoid race with an upper body similar to humans’
and a lower body similar to snakes’, except each hand had three fingers instead
of five. “Oh, yes,” the snake said
agreeably. “Excellent
idea. Great
idea. Oh, most certainly. Yes.”
He was constantly in accord with the boss, thus the name.
“Shut up,
Yes-Man, unless you have an
idea,” shouted Mon*Star, annoyed.
Yes-Man looked
as stricken as though Mon*Star had hit him physically. “An idea. Right, boss.”
Mon*Star
said, “Let’s move that planet out here beyond the Light-Year Limit so that
those Silver Hawks will no longer be able to stop our plans.”
* * *
Commander Stargazer’s Office, Hawkhaven.
Later, in
Commander Stargazer’s office on Hawkhaven, Commander
Stargazer, Lieutenant Quicksilver, and Sergeant Steelheart
watched this communication after Tally-Hawk had returned. Each Silver Hawk had metal armor covering the
majority of his body except for most of his face and stronger arm. Commander Stargazer, whose head betrayed not
a strand of hair, had gold armor all around his left arm and down part of his
right arm, as well as on the upper left half of his head and face. He had lost his left eye and now possessed a
powerful eye that looked like the eyepiece of a telescope, but it functioned to
allow him to see the entire electromagnetic spectrum. He wore an immaculate office suit with a
white shirt and a long, black tie and long, black slacks. He also wore suspenders and shoes. He was the most dressed-up Silver Hawk in the
place. His temper was short at times,
but he was a good leader, though he knew he was beginning to get too old to
lead this fine group of Silver Hawks. He
had his eye on two people that could replace him: Lieutenant Quicksilver and Sergeant Steelheart.
As
Tally-Hawk’s recording came to a close, Commander Stargazer exclaimed, “Dag
blast it. That Mon*Star obviously has
some nerve.”
Sergeant Steelheart said, “Old Mon*Star obviously is audacious to
think that we won’t stop him
before he moves Brim*Star.” Steelheart was the only female Silver Hawk, but she was
also the strongest physically, even stronger than her muscular brother, Steelwill. She had dark-blue
steel armor over her muscular body. Her
armor covered her entire left hand and the top half of her upper right
arm. It also covered her short hair and
her neck, but it covered none of her face.
Unlike the other Silver Hawks, neither she nor her brother required
cybernetic muscular enhancements to be strong Silver Hawks, as their genetic
structure was evolved enough to make them powerful naturally. Steelheart and her
brother, though, were stronger mentally than physically. They both excelled at science, and Steelheart knew much about many other areas of study,
artistic as well as scientific. She also
had shown her abilities for diplomacy, essential for any leader.
“If you let
me go out in the Sprint Hawk,
Commander,” suggested Lieutenant Quicksilver, “I can try to stop them before
they make their move.” Lieutenant
Quicksilver had silver-colored armor covering his body. His armor, too, covered
part of his right arm and his entire left arm. He was an excellent leader and a very good
police officer, but sometimes he had a tendency to get himself into hot
water. Like he was
about to.
“Go ahead,
Lieutenant,” ordered Stargazer. “Make your move.”
“If you
need some backup, Quicksilver, call us,” said Steelheart.
Quicksilver
said, “Don’t worry; I shall.” He saluted
Stargazer and left. In the Sprint Hawk, which was downstairs in the
hangar, Tally-Hawk was waiting for him.
The Sprint Hawk was a small
hawk-shaped craft with a red-tinted translucent canopy keeping the cockpit
safe. Originally, it had been a
one-person craft, but the Steeltwins had changed that
because there were now twice as many Silver Hawks as there had been
originally. It could now seat two
comfortably, one behind the other. “Good
boy, Tally-Hawk. Let’s go.” Quicksilver took off in the Sprint Hawk.
Up in the
office, Steelheart and Stargazer saw him leave and
take off for the planet Brim*Star.
“You’re thinking what I’m thinking, yes?” Steelheart
said.
“If you’re
thinking he’s going to get in trouble, I’m thinking what you’re thinking. Round up your brother, Copper-Kidd, and
Colonel Bluegrass and take off after him if you want to. I have a feeling Mon*Star has more up his
sleeve than what we just witnessed.” Steelheart left the room to follow Stargazer’s
instructions.
* * *
Brim*Star.
The planet
of Brim*Star was a heavily cratered, rough-surfaced asteroid of such size that
it was often called a planet. In the
core of this rough world, Mon*Star was contemplating how to move his massive
asteroid and the Moon*Star. The asteroid
was a dark, almost evil red, and the most noticeable feature was the huge
star-shaped crater. Within this deep
crater was Mon*Star’s tall fortress. The
Moon*Star, near Brim*Star, was about a quarter the size of the planet, and it
gave off strange, red radiation that transformed Mon*Star into the large metal
monster that, just a short while ago, paid a visit on Pokerface. Brim*Star was within the bounds of the
Light-Year Limit that encircled Limbo, and that was Mon*Star’s problem.
“I must find a way to move this blasted
planet to Pokerface’s casino,” said Mon*Star. He was presently in his untransformed
form. He had originally been human, but
during his criminal youth, he had suffered an accident that mutated him. He had turned into a humanoid creature with
dark red fur covering his entire body and grotesquely altering his left eye,
making it swell to a red hemisphere with a dark star in the middle. At first glance, it looked much like the
surface of Brim*Star, except Mon*Star’s eye was much smoother. This eye was the one that was described
previously, except that in his present form, it was much more noticeable. The mutation had caused one cylindrical spike
to grow upwards from each shoulder. Many
felt revulsion when they set their eyes upon him in this form.
“Must,” agreed Yes-Man. “Yes.”
Hardware entered with Windhammer, who was pushing a rolling table with a cloth
over it. Hardware was a member of a
short, big-boned humanoid race called Squattoids. He had pointed ears, red hair, and long,
skinny fingers. He was intelligent with
technical and scientific matters, which was why Mon*Star had hired him, and he
was also cunning and devious. Not at all
to Mon*Star’s liking, Hardware always expected to be paid generously for his
work, and the two often squabbled over this.
He wore thick green clothing and a light brown backpack, in which he
stored many weapons and tools. Mon*Star
could never afford to get rid of Hardware.
“I believe that I may have the answer to your problem, Planet Master,”
said Hardware. Windhammer
pulled the cloth off the table to reveal a small box. “I call it the Push-O-Matic.”
The
seemingly innocuous device stirred Mon*Star’s impatience. “I want to move an asteroid and its companion
star through the Light-Year Limit, and you
bring me a toy?”
Hardware said suavely, “It is
not just any toy. Hmm, hmm! It is a super-powerful toy! You see, this baby has the power to produce a
force that can start and stop moving the whole Milky Way Galaxy.”
“Demonstrate.”
Hardware
said, “There is only one practical way for me to demonstrate: to start moving Brim*Star and the Moon*Star
beyond the Light-Year Limit.”
Mon*Star
was instantly delighted. “Well, then,
demonstrate by all means, Hardware. Heh, heh, heh!”
“With pleasure, boss.”
Maybe you’ll give me a raise, too,
you underpaying, lazy excuse for an employer, thought Hardware, feeling
satisfied that Mon*Star was not telepathic like the Steeltwins. He pressed a button on his device. Brim*Star and the Moon*Star started to move
away from the sun with a mild quaking in the fortress.
“We’re
moving out of orbit,” Yes-Man declared with glee.
“Very
good,” Mon*Star said.
* * *
At this
time, the Sprint Hawk arrived at the
asteroid. Within, a baffled Quicksilver,
with an equally baffled Tally-Hawk, watched as the asteroid and the small star
began moving farther away from the sun.
Even to the naked eye, this was different from the normal orbital
motion. “What in blue blazes is going on
around here?” demanded Quicksilver.
“Well, whatever it is, I am going to stop it.” He blasted the lasers of the Sprint Hawk at Brim*Star and contacted
each time he fired with Brim*Star’s cratered surface.
* * *
Mon*Star
almost fell because of the jarring that the Sprint
Hawk’s lasers caused. “Yaah! What in Limbo was that?” the Planet Master demanded.
Windhammer looked in the monitor. “It’s that blasted Quicksilver in the Sprint Hawk,” he cried. Windhammer was a Nebulan, a member of a tall, gray-fleshed race who knew how
to adjust the frequencies of vibrating objects to control weather beyond the
effects of gravity, magnetism, and temperature.
He, too, had pointy ears, and he had yellowish hair and bare feet. His outfit, a grayish garment that covered
his body down to his knees, was not as protective as Hardware’s, but then his
flesh was thick, shielding his internal systems from heat and cold
effectively. Windhammer
had a Tuning Fork, a long metal staff with a straight handle and U-shaped
prongs, which he used to control weather.
Mon*Star
exploded, “Someone stop that Silver Buffoon before he stops us.”
Windhammer began to twirl his Tuning Fork in
the air. “One
Silver-Hawk-destroying space storm coming up.” With a laugh, he brought down the Tuning Fork
with force and struck the floor with the Tuning Fork’s prongs. Controlling forces vibrated out of these
prongs toward the Star*Crater. Windhammer looked in the monitor to see the effects of his
storm. A massive cloud began to take
shape near the Sprint Hawk. “No,
I said a Silver-Hawk-destroying storm.
That’s barely a spring shower.”
He again twirled his Tuning Fork in the sky and again struck the floor
with its prongs. The Fork vibrated with
more frequency and magnitude now, and the storm worsened. Windhammer was
still not satisfied. “No, no, no. That is still not strong enough.”
He went through the twirl-and-strike process again. This time, the Fork almost vibrated out of
his hands. The storm began to emit
blistering lightning and massive hail.
“Now, that is what I call a Silver-Hawk-destroying
storm. Ha, ha, ha!”
* * *
Up above
Brim*Star, Quicksilver was beginning to have control problems. “What a storm.” He saw the storm-causing energy flowing out
of the Star*Crater. “The Mob is behind
this. I should have known.” As the storm got worse, a very strong
lightning bolt blasted the Sprint Hawk’s
light body out of the sky. Worse yet, thanks to forceful winds, the vehicle
began to descend toward Brim*Star. “Oh,
darn it. Come on. Rise. Rise!” The Sprint
Hawk refused to rise. It crashed on
the outer surface of Brim*Star.
Not far
behind the Sprint Hawk, however,
“Whew,”
said
Steelheart said, “Quicksilver is in danger,
cowboy. We have to save him.” Suddenly, a red,
fluctuating music laser shot by the Mirage.
“It’s Melodia,” exclaimed the cowboy.
“Come on,
guys,” said Steelwill. “Let’s give that lady some music
lessons.” Steelwill’s
suit covered his entire right arm but just the left shoulder. It also covered his beard and the rest of his
head, except his face. His left hand had
a steel bracelet.
“You’ve got
it,” said Steelheart, flashing on her visor. “Prepare to launch.” The visor covered the face, leaving a neon
light, in a wide V-shape that dipped only a few centimeters, across the area
where the eyes were. The light flashed
bright blue when the Silver Hawk was speaking, but it was normally a darker
blue otherwise. In most of the Silver
Hawks, it was pointed at the bottom, like a hawk’s beak.
Steelheart announced, “Ready.”
Steelwill, flashing on his visor, appeared
in the lower left corner of the screen.
His visor was different from the others’ in that it was like a football
helmet. It completely covered his whole
head, and the neon light was straight. “Ready,” announced Steelheart’s twin
brother.
Copper-Kidd,
flashing on his visor, appeared in the lower right corner of the screen. “Ready,” Kidd said. He had a copper suit that covered most of his
short body. His suit covered his entire
right arm and his left arm down to a point halfway between his elbow and his
wrist. His skin color was a light gray
because he was of a different planet, and his suit did not cover his pointed
ears. His visor light was in the wide
V-shape like Steelheart’s.
“Releasing,”
“Wing-it,” Steelheart ordered.
The other two flying Silver Hawks followed her command, and she did as
they did, putting their arms to their bodies and pulling them out. Silver-colored wings came out, attached to
their arms and bodies. Their wings and
the jets in their heels allowed them to fly.
“I call this one, ‘Bye-bye, Melodia.’ Ha, ha, ha!”
Melodia was, indeed, firing at the Silver
Hawks. She was in the green Limbo Limo, which the villainous Hardware
was piloting. She was a tall, slender
human with shades in the shape of an eighth note. The right lens of the shade was completely
surrounded in the note-head, the stem slanted up to the left, and the stem and
flag surrounded most of the left lens.
The shades had enhancements that allowed her to see at great
distances. She wore red gloves. She had a musical weapon of her own, the Sound
Smasher, a keyboard built for the left hand to finger the notes backwards. The laser emitter was in the head, which had
a handle sticking up that she held with her right hand. There were also two bands behind the handle
that she put her right arm through so that she would not drop the handle. She wore a strap that held the instrument
when she was standing. Two cords from
the instrument plugged into the power supply unit on her belt. Her hair was dyed green—the rear part dark,
the front part light—and her provocative black clothing covered the top of her
body and about the upper fourth of her upper legs. Pink shoulder-pads were included. She had red gloves covering most of her arms
except for her fingers, and she had red high-heel boots.
“Time to
rock and roll these Silver Hawks,” said Melodia. “Move this thing faster, Hardware.”
“Sorry, Melodia,” said Hardware.
“It’s been a while since I’ve driven a stick-shift. You had to go and change the transmission, didn’t you?”
“Oh well, you’re doing well
enough already,” admitted Melodia. “Time to make some Silver
Hawk Stew.” With high-pitched
laughter, she opened fire on the Silver Hawks with her Sound Smasher.
Steelheart immediately saw the red,
fluctuating music laser from Melodia’s lethal
instrument. “Scatter.” The Silver Hawks separated and avoided the
laser.
Approaching
the Limbo Limo,
“Uh, oh,”
said Hardware nervously. “I forgot how
to slow this thing down.” The Limbo Limo descended rapidly, eliciting
a brief scream from the mechanic. “Okay,
okay, don’t panic, Hardware. What am I
supposed to do? Okay. I am first supposed to put in the
clutch.” He pushed in the clutch pedal
with his foot. “All
right. Now, I’m supposed to apply
the brakes firmly, or am I supposed to downshift first? Oh, well, I’ll do both.” This was a
mistake. He firmly applied the brakes
while placing the gear selector into the next higher gear by accident. When he released the clutch, the Limbo Limo jarred violently and increased, rather than decreased, its descending
velocity. “Uh, oh. I upshifted when I
meant to downshift.” He got the Limo under some semblance of
control. “Okay, that’s much better. Whew.”
He stopped. He then made another
mistake: he released the clutch with the
vehicle in a motion gear, causing the Limo
to stall. “Blast it. Now, I’ve stalled the confounded thing.”
He put in the clutch with his left foot while his right foot was still
on the brake and put the gear in Neutral.
He then restarted the Limbo Limo
by pressing the ignition switch.
“Whew. That was too darned close.”
Steelheart landed on the front of the Limbo Limo. “Yes, and thanks to your ignorance of
operating a vehicle with a manual transmission, we’ve caught both you and Melodia.”
“You’ll
never capture me, Silver Hawk,”
barked Hardware. He got out his
mechanical carrier-bird to carry him back to Brim*Star. “You won’t get Melodia,
either.” He got out a grappler-gun and
fired it. The end wrapped around Melodia’s waist and pulled her toward Hardware until she
was close enough to grab Hardware’s bird.
She did so, and Hardware aimed for Quicksilver, who was on the
surface. He was lying there because the Sprint Hawk’s crash had demolished it
and sent him flying to the surface. “You
have not stopped us yet, Silver
Idiots.” As the two entered Brim*Star’s
Star*Crater, Hardware grappled Quicksilver and dragged him into Brim*Star with
them. “We’ve got your silver pal, so
you’d better not be coming to get us, Silver Hawks.”
“Yeah,”
said Melodia, “or your silver buddy gets it. Ha, ha, ha!” When they were fully inside the Star*Crater,
a door sealed the inside of Brim*Star off from the rest of the universe.
“Well, this is another fine mess we’ve
gotten into,” said Steelheart. “Stargazer will not be happy.” Brim*Star
continued to fly on towards the Light-Year Limit. Steelheart called Hawkhaven. “This is
Sergeant Steelheart to Hawkhaven. Please respond, Commander Stargazer.” Stargazer responded.
“Yes,
Sergeant?” asked Stargazer.
Steelheart said, “I’m sorry, Commander. That blasted Mob is getting away with
Quicksilver.”
“Darn
it. Follow them, Steelheart.”
As Brim*Star crossed over the
Light-Year Limit, Steelheart said, “I can’t,
sir. They’ve just crossed over the
Light-Year Limit. If we went any
farther, we would be violating the law.”
“Curse it
all. Get back over here to Hawkhaven, Steelheart. We have
a report to make together to the guys back on Earth. This is the first time anything like this has
happened.”
“I am
presently accepting all responsibility for this, Commander,” offered Steelheart.
“No, I am,” said Stargazer. “I am your commanding officer. Now, just get back here.”
“Aye, sir.” The Silver
Hawks re‑entered their pods. Then,
the Mirage headed back for Hawkhaven.
* * *
Commander Stargazer’s Office, Hawkhaven.
“I have to
have a full explanation from you, Steelheart,” said
Stargazer. “I need to know what the heck
happened out there.”
“When we
arrived, Commander, a ferocious storm had been brewing,” Steelheart
reported. “We had previously seen
Lieutenant Quicksilver crash on Brim*Star.
We didn’t know whether he was alive or dead. Anyway, Melodia and
Hardware attacked us. We launched, and Melodia made us scatter by using a music laser. Then, Colonel Bluegrass countered with a music
laser of his own, stopping another of Melodia’s music
lasers from reaching us. The two
cancelled each other out until
“I
understand, Sergeant. Copper-Kidd,
“You know I do, Commander,” Steelwill
said. “It’s the truth.”
“Me, also,”
said Kidd.
Stargazer
said, “Then, I would like to speak with Steelheart
for a moment in private. Everyone but Steelheart is dismissed.”
Standing
erect and saluting with their right hands, Steelwill,
Stargazer
said, “I don’t know what in Limbo they’re doing, Steelheart.”
“Neither do I, Commander,” said Steelheart. “What would they want with Quicksilver, other
than to get revenge?”
“That is exactly what I want to know. And, if they only want revenge, why capture
him? He can do nothing to them outside
the Light-Year—”
“Of course. Pardon me,
Commander. I just realized something.”
“Go ahead,”
invited the commander.
“They may
desire to get him into trouble,” Steelheart
began. “If he attacks them outside the
Light-Year Limit, they can press charges, then send
him back here via one expendable resource, possibly
“Of course. Then
Quicksilver gets the confounded blame for attacking them in neutral
territory. That could bring about a
heavy controversy and, most likely, a lengthy
stay on the Penal Planet.”
“Then, all we have to do is to get the Light-Year
Boundary receded.”
“All we have to do? Ha, ha!
Now you’ve gone crazy, Steelheart. Do you
know what percentage of country representatives in the Earth Interplanetary
Alliance must vote to make an amendment to get that act receded? One hundred percent.”
“I know
it’s slim, Commander, but it just might
work.”
“That’s one
huge ‘might.’ ”
“It’s our
only hope to save Quicksilver. After his
records have been reviewed, double-checked, and triple-checked by the
representatives, I think that he may have a chance.”
Stargazer
sighed. “It’s too much of a long-shot
for my taste, but it’s the best shot we have.
Let’s try it.”
* * *
Star*Ship Casino.
Meanwhile,
out at the Star*Ship Casino, the planet Brim*Star had arrived and had parked
behind the ship that contained the casino.
Mon*Star left Brim*Star in the Zoomer with Hardware at the wheel and went to the main
entrance of the casino. Mon*Star and
Hardware entered the Star*Ship Casino and walked directly to Pokerface’s office.
“Greetings, Mon*Star,” Pokerface greeted
genially. “How may I help you?”
His
Star*Eye shining, Mon*Star happily announced, “I have one Silver Hawk on
Brim*Star. Hardware captured him during
an escape from some other pea-brained, problem-producing Silver Hawks. This bird-brain is Quicksilver.”
Pokerface’s eyes spun and came up with: ! !. “Really,” he exclaimed. “May I
see?”
“Sure. Why not?”
“Well, I
have a casino to run, and—”
Mon*Star
interrupted, “Hardware can take care of the place while we’re gone, can’t he?”
Hardware
said, “Yes, I certainly can.”
“Of
course,” said Pokerface.
“Good,”
said Mon*Star. “Let’s go.” They took the Zoomer over to Brim*Star.
In
Brim*Star’s control room, Mon*Star showed Quicksilver to Pokerface. “Here he is, my dear Pokerface.” Quicksilver, unconscious, was bound to the
wall.
“That
blasted Silver Hawk is no longer going to give us any trouble,” laughed Pokerface.
“I have a
plan to repay him tenfold for all the trouble he’s given us,” said
Mon*Star. “You see, when he regains
consciousness, he will not know that we are past the Light-Year Limit. He’ll naturally try to get out, and we’re
making sure that he’ll have to put up a fight with his weapons in order to do
that. However, since we are beyond the Light-Year Limit, he
will be arrested once within the Light-Year Limit if anyone finds out that he
attacked us. Is it not brilliant, Pokerface?”
“It’s
brilliant, Mon*Star. It’s completely
brilliant. In theory, it’ll work, but if
he somehow discovers that we are beyond the Light-Year Limit before attacking
us, the goose of your plan is cooked.”
“Yeah, but
who gives a goose? It’s still a great
plan.”
“You have a
point, Planet Master. That Silver Dodo
will never know what hit him, other than a stiff prison sentence on the Penal
Planet. Ha, ha, ha!”
“Luckily
for the plan, the law does not make loopholes for ignorance. It will not excuse Quicksilver for not
knowing where he is when he will have attacked us.”
“A brilliant master plan by the Planet Master. Congratulations, Mon*Star.”
“Don’t congratulate
me yet. Those blasted Silver Hawks are bound to try
to do something about that
Light-Year Limit.”
“You need
not worry. The act making that limit can
only be overturned by a 100 percent vote of the Terran
Interplanetary Council of Countries.”
* * *
Commander Stargazer’s Office, Hawkhaven.
Stargazer
and Steelheart were conferring with that council at
the very moment. The two hawks were
using the viewscreen in Stargazer’s office in Hawkhaven to confer with the council. “So you see, Mon*Star has moved Brim*Star out
beyond the Light-Year Limit,” Stargazer said at last. “Not only can he get away from justice out
there, but he can get Quicksilver into trouble.”
“We may
already be too late,” interjected Steelheart. “Quicksilver is most likely still alive. If he awakens and tries to break out of
Brim*Star, he will be guilty of fighting in neutral territory.”
One council
member said, “I cannot help
agreeing. Also, too many criminals have
gotten away with their crimes because they escaped beyond the Light-Year
Limit.” There was general head-nodding
among the council members. “We shall
confer with the Limbo Council. If they
say yes, we’ll take a vote on this. We
shall let you know soon what the answer is.”
The viewscreen shut off.
“Well, we
have only to wait,” said Stargazer. “We
should get top billing for that performance,
eh, Steelheart?”
“Yes. Let us remember, Stargazer, this is quite
serious. This could be the biggest gamble of all.”
* * *
After some
time, the council called them back. “We
have reached a decision, Silver Hawks,” the council leader said. “The Limbo Council agreed with you, and the
vote we took was unanimous in your favor.
The Light-Year Boundary Act has been rescinded. In its place is posed the Galactic Boundary
Act, which permits you to enforce the law in this entire sixth of the
galaxy. It’ll make some people unhappy,
but that’s the way things go. We wish
you good luck, Silver Hawks.” The screen
shut off again.
“I have a
feeling that this one was right by the
seat of our pants, Sergeant Steelheart,” laughed
Stargazer. “Now, get out there, and get
Quicksilver out of Brim*Star.”
Saluting, Steelheart said, “Aye, Commander.” She left the room. The Mirage,
those in it being
* * *
Brim*Star, near the Star*Ship
Casino.
On
Brim*Star, the alarm was sounding.
“Blast,” said Mon*Star. “What is that, Yes-Man?”
Yes-Man
switched on the viewscreen. “I don’t believe it. It’s the Silver Hawks.”
“Those dive-bombing idiots are coming to
attack me beyond the Light-Year Limit?” Mon*Star demanded. He erupted into almost convulsive
laughter. “All of them will be sent to prison.”
Yes-Man’s
terminal beeped. “They’re calling us,
boss,” he said.
“This should be good.”
“Howdy, Mon*Star,” Steelheart greeted
cheerfully. “In
case you’re wondering why we’re attacking, we convinced the Interplanetary
Council to recede that nasty ol’ Light-Year Boundary. Great, isn’t it? Now we can put a stop to your stupid plan.”
“You did what?” Mon*Star screamed in
panic. “Yes-Man, prepare for transformation; then, get the Mob to the
abandoning vessels. Let’s get out of here!” After Mon*Star transformed, the Mob ran to
their vehicles. Nonetheless, Mon*Star
got on the radio and said, “This is Mon*Star to Mob. Abandon Brim*Star. Repeat, abandon Brim*Star.” The Mob abandoned Brim*Star at top speed.
The Mirage soon arrived at Brim*Star. Steelheart and Steelwill came into the control room to free
Quicksilver. He regained consciousness
as they were breaking his restraints. “Steeltwins. What happened?”
“A plan
that we foiled, skipper,” said Steelheart.
“Unfortunately,
the Mob called a bad play and ran away,” interjected Steelwill.
“Oh, great. Now, we’ll never catch them.”
“Never say never, Quick,” said Steelheart. She
found a sheet of paper and did some quick calculations that might have taken a
calculator a century. “According to my
figuring, based on the velocity, range, and direction of the Mob in the
vehicles they were using, I’d say that the Mob is going to be hiding out on
this small asteroid right here.” She
pointed to a specific asteroid on the map.
Quicksilver whistled.
“Pretty
piece of work, Steelheart,” said Quicksilver. He did not dare to mention that he thought
that she herself was a pretty piece of work.
Of course, he probably would have if he knew how she felt for him. “Let’s go.”
Quicksilver hitched a ride with Copper-Kidd. The Silver Hawks went to the asteroid to
which Steelheart had pointed.
* * *
Upon
disembarking from the vehicles on the asteroid, Mon*Star said, “Those cursèd Silver Hawks will never find us on this dump.”
Turning
around, Hardware saw the Silver Hawks over the horizon. “Then what do I see? Interplanetary
balloons?”
“Blast
it. Blow them away, Windhammer.”
Windhammer replied by spinning his Tuning
Fork, then whacking it against the ground.
He shot a blizzard at the Silver Hawks.
“Freeze, Silver Hawks!”
As the
blizzard approached, Quicksilver ordered, “Scatter, Silver Hawks.” The Silver Hawks’ vehicles separated so that
the storm would not get them.
“Darn you,
Silver Hawks,” exclaimed Windhammer.
“Sergeant
Steelheart, how about the pleasure of personally clipping their evil wings?”
suggested Quicksilver.
“Ha, ha! Certainly,
Lieutenant,” said Steelheart. She
activated her visor. “Steelheart
ready to launch, cowboy.”
“Aye,
Steelheart,” said
“Yaah! It’s the
steel-lady,” screamed Hardware.
“You’ve got
it, Hardware,” said Steelheart. She
surrounded Hardware with a ‘laser-prison’ from her shoulder-laser, a cage made
of laser instead of steel. It was a
brand new weapon that was working perfectly.
“Now, for the rest of you guys.”
She blasted the rest of the Mob with a laser-prison. “Relax, guys. Now, it is time to go to the Penal Planet.”
* * *
Penal Planet.
At the
Penal Planet, Limbo’s dark and barely penetrable prison planet, the Silver
Hawks had finally put the entire Mob behind bars. Steelheart informed them, “You guys will not
be leaving any time soon. I’ve been so
told by Warden Lockup.”
“Curse you,
Silver Hawk,” said Hardware. “How did
you find out where we were?”
“Some
simple figuring with your heading, Hardware,” said Steelheart. “I used parabolic equations that led us
directly to you.”
“We’ll get
you guys for this,” promised
Hardware bitterly.
Steelheart
said, “Good-bye, Mob. After your trial,
we’ll see you guys around. In a few hundred years.”
The Silver Hawks left for Hawkhaven.
“You will
see us much sooner, Steelheart,” Mon*Star promised quietly. “Oh, yes, you will see us much sooner.”
* * *
“Brilliant,
Steelheart,” commended Stargazer. “Your
figuring was absolutely brilliant.”
“Thank you,
Commander,” Steelheart replied.
“Why did
you believe, Steelheart, that the Light-Year Boundary Act would be receded for
our benefit?” asked Quicksilver.
“I knew
that on several instances, criminals had gotten away with crimes by escaping
into the Light-Year Limit. Since the
guys on second-Earth knew that too, I thought that they would balk at the Mob’s
going beyond the Light-Year Limit in order to commit an unknown number of
crimes. They realized that they had no
choice but to recede that act. Besides,
I’ve always hated it, anyway. It’s
always been a pain.”
Stargazer
said, “I quite agree, Steelheart. Well,
all of you deserve a rest. You can goof
off—legally, of course—for two days. However, at the end of two days, I
want to see all of you at attention in my office. Got it?”
Everyone saluted him.
All Silver
Hawks but Commander Stargazer said, “Aye, sir.”
Stargazer returned the salute.